Stay Stood Stock Still
A downloadable abomination for Windows, macOS, and Linux
This is a game about Yorgen Orion Umpire.
I recommend playing this game on the lowest specs possible, as doing so will yield incredibly entertaining results.
"Pictures of a City" and "The World's My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Museum" are the property of Robert Fripp and DGM. I do not own them,
as I am not affiliated with Robert Fripp, DGM, or King Crimson.
It is my solemn hope that the above songs' presence in this game
will be forgiven for their tonal necessity and that
those who hear it in this game purchase or listen to the official releases,
as opposed to the altered versions here present.
Likewise, I am not affiliated with Ken Woodman, His Piccadilly Brass,
or whoever happens to own the rights to their music; I similarly do
not intend to hamper any potential sales or use of "Cheat and Lie" (although I
am unaware of there being any release currently on sale).